DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: THE RAP

"Rants, Riddles, Rhymes by a white girl with a big fat ssh!"

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The irony of life!

Isn't life ironic?

Thoughts? Anyone, Anyone?

"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, anyone, anyone..."

Monday, October 02, 2006

The rise and fall of the scrunchie

Is the scrunchie trying to make come back?

Check yes or no!

You know the scrunchie girls you wore it in your hair, around your wrist, you had one in every color to match every outfit. My favorite scrunchie was the one my friend Jema got me on a trip with chorus. It was red and it had white hearts. Loved it! Do I want to scrunchie to make a come back? I'm going towards no! Maybe a new rendition of the scrunchie but...

Thoughts??

Sunday, October 01, 2006

"Kick it!"

Why do all the white girls start the rap with

kick it, yea what, kick it, yea what

just sitting here minding my business, chubbylicious not at all vicious

5 3 3 quarters, hazel eyes, thick legs and thighs...

Luck, Leo, Universe

Did you ever see the movie "Just my luck" with Lindsay Lohan? If not it's okay, you'll still get what I'm talking about. The movie talks about the Universe and how your luck changes like it reverses...if you have bad luck it should get better ...and vice versa...Eventually...

Can I just state for the record sometimes my luck stinks, and most of the time in fact my luck stinks. I know though for a fact that I have a guardian angel on my shoulder at all times I really do. Maybe I'm meant to have it difficult just to learn. I'm the girl that had a guidance counselor tell my mom that I was a dreamer who lacked focus, and I would be lucky to work the drive through at a fast food restaurant. Hey, it's an honest living! Unless you're selling "happy, happy meals" out of the drive through window. (A guy in my high school actually did) Whatever! Why do people live to put you down. Why don't they find ways to help you improve? Why do we give others the right to underesitmate our capabilities? Because we do? Because we are insecure? Do we open that door? You know...that door that allows people to underestimate us because we share our insecurities with them by putting our guard down. That door that we open and let people into because we want to believe that deep down most people are good. Do you know what I'm saying?

They say that if you throw negative energy into the universe that negative stuff will come back to you and when you throw positive stuff out into the universe positive stuff will come back to you(stuff...i.e. thoughts, opinions, actions) (KARMA) I have been throwing out the positive vibes...why is the positive taking so long??

Sometimes I feel that I have the power to change my life but I stand in my way...

Everytime I get on the highway to go to work it's like obstacles stand in my way...the universe knows that I don't belong in a customer service "cage" but I can't seem to move on. Perhaps, I am comfortable! I know that I am fearful. I fear success, I fear failure...I fear what I do know and what I don't know...I fear that I'll never try because I'm afraid. I fear that I won't truly live my life because I don't, but I want to. I live more than some but I don't live. I exist! I repeat myself constantly trying to get it into my head that I have the power to effect change. I can, I just have to take that step! The question is how? Is it me or is the first step the scariest??

Saturday, September 30, 2006

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-ERIN;)

"TELL ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!"

Thursday, September 28, 2006

CHUBBYLICIOUS

Here's a little quote of mine that I'd like to share...

"Everything you eat with friends, family, and co-workers is fat-free." (Oh and it has no calories either) Perhaps, that is where the junk in my trunk came from??? Perhaps!!

Getting heard....

Have you ever seen the "Princess Diaries" where they discuss effecting change? Having the power to effect change?

I would love to do great things! I would love to effect change!

I guess maybe I'm a dreamer! I guess maybe I thought that this rap was the start of something positive for my life! I think that comedy is the best medicine that being funny makes a difference in the lives of others. I just see Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'donnell using their gifts and giving to others. I just know that I could do it. I believe that there are things in life that one is meant to do. Does that sound cliche?

I am going to try to for two more weeks with this rap, and then I'm moving on to something else. I'm making a new goal! I'll use this as a voice over demo or something!

To someone who has things in their life to look forward to my small goal of getting my rap heard may seem silly. I just want more, and believe that there are big things awaiting me...Is that wrong?

I have what one could call a dead end job and it isn't at all creative. Heck, it doesn't even pay my bills! I guess it's a stepping stone for something else that I don't want to do.That type of job that my mom calls "safe" but has no security at all. I mean having a job where I don't make enough money to pay my bills...there is nothing safe about that. I don't want to call it meaningless because I don't consider it meaningless. I have learned a lot about people and a lot about selfishness. I've learned a lot about myself! I've learned how I want to be and how I don't. I don't want to just exist! I want to live! I would rather be able to love myself and go to bed with a clear conscience than to just simply live with myself. If that makes me sound naive...call me Pollyanna or Anne of Green Gables all you want!

I have seen people lie to get to the top! I have seen people cheat! What goes around comes around! It's called Karma people! Why does it take so long for the good to come back around? I know most people feel that way! Maybe you're not seeing it is already in front of you! The good! It comes around too! I guess maybe that's what keeps me going...

I've learned to find the flowers among the weeds and that's what makes life livable. Working in a job that isn't for me...The flowers in my garden of life...Sometimes they wilt a little and need watering...Sometimes they're just simply beautiful... FRIENDS...they keep me going!


I won't give up and I'll keep trying to press on. I'm just a creative person I have a lot going on upstairs in the brain area..."The wheels on the bus" upstairs "goes round and round...All through the town."

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

WARNING: Please read before listening to audio clip

*WARNING: This rap is not suitable for young audiences. It should be considered PG-13. It has Primetime TV friendly cuss words.

A couple days later...

Okay, so I didn't reach my goal! However, the guy in the movie made a goal of 30 days and did it in 87. So, I'm not giving up!!

Note: I'm not affiliated with ABC in anyway. Just a fan having a little fun (and maybe getting affiliated with ABC...well, maybe!! ;)) It could happen...I'm from that school of possibilities...(That would make a great movie title)

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